This blog post is pretty self explanatory & maybe a little degrading to myself & other people I know personally. Fuck it. It has to be done.
1. I get sad when I get curved
This shit is hella explanatory. When a bad hoe curves me for the nudes on the DM's, I get hella mad & go play Fight Night Champion on PS3 to relieve the anger. This involves me turning on the 2nd controller & sitting it on my stand unattended, & then proceeding to beat the shit out of Bernard Hopkins. Most of the time I use Oscar De La Hoya cause dude has hella stamina & I can just punch the shit out of Bernard Hopkins' face while looking at Oscar De La Hoya & seeing the pain in his eyes, realizing he probably got curved more than I did. The fact that I even know what a curve is gives me extra points, & brings me to my next point.
2. I use terms in everyday life that only black twitter uses
The other day, I was appalled as shit when a white girl asked me to explain myself when I called her foul. Really? I really have to explain to you what foul means? Really? Am I really that weird to yall? Really? Is it like where's Waldo to you when you find something funny on your TL for once? Really? FOH & don't talk to me when you want to complain, I will pause your conversation & go listen to Luther Vandross
3. I'm a white rapper
Please don't make me explain this. Locals are still appalled that white rappers exist....like Beastie Boys, Eminem, & even Vanilla Ice's wack ass didn't happen. Appalled that they exist yet I still get curved when it comes to them listening to my music. But it's cool. I don't have a grudge. Just angry. Cause I'm whiteskinned.
4. I can't relate with anyone else
This kinda adds into the last one a bit. I caught myself feeling this when I was talking about sampling to someone & they said "what's sampling? Like taste testing or something?". Don't make me put the walls of Jericho on these locals bruh. Really don't make me do it. I don't want to but next time I get some dumbass shit like this someone's getting a 5 star frog splash.
5. I automatically get annoyed when someone tries to debate with me
This goes with locals & music. I could give a fuck less about twitter. These locals...man these faggots the type to say Drake is GOAT compared to the Wu-Tang Clan & he helped them out with "Wu Tang Forever" all because drake is popular right now. & I'm literally expecting someone to say this. I already had some faggot tell me that Wu Tang Clan is gay & A$AP Rocky is his favorite rapper. You realize how contradictory that statement is? These faggots don't understand anything about hip-hop whatsoever. These faggots the type to think every rapper makes their own beats. These faggots the type to think vinyl records are gay & only 50 year olds own them. These faggots the type to think a rapper is superior to another because he raps faster. You know why certain rappers rap faster? It makes up for their lack of content with flow. You dumb motherfuckers. Don't make me go on bruh cause I will slander everyone in the state of Ohio bruh. Really. -TS
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