In a world full of people with horrible vocabularies and bummy shoes, miraculously God Emperor White exists. Equipped with several Gucci belts and every pair of Jordans ever made, people would think that he's just an average 'hood nigga.' But they would be extremely wrong, because God Emperor White is different from every other useless nigga in Detroit. Why you ask? God Emperor White is what many people would call an 'intellectual.' I say many because some people are to stupid recognize his mental capacity. He has so much intellect that he reads the dictionary every night at 10 o'clock, and claims if you don't do the same thing you're "retarded." Aside from reading the dictionary he's also an avid chess player. He even flexed on me by pulling out a Chess Encyclopedia he had been reading that has upwards of 1,000 pages. I figured since he had so much intellect, I would ask him to bless the general public with a morsel of his knowledge. Luckily he accepted my invitation. The interview you are about to read will instill infinite amount of intellect into your frontal lobe, parietal lobe, occipital lobe, and your temporal lobe. Basically all of the lobes. It'll even instill intellect into your cerebellum so you can properly balance all of the intellect . I know you want to read this so I'm not going to hold you up any longer. You can now read the words from the most intellectual mind the world has yet to see. A side note before you read: I didn't edit God Emperor White's answers at all, so all the grammatical imperfections come directly from him. But hey, who needs grammar when you have dictionaries, Jordans, and Gucci belts? Am I right?
1. So introduce yourself, tell the audience who you are and what you do?
“Im jermaine white, im just ur average working nigga, and i occassionally rap, but being a comic book artist would be cold. I draw very often.”
2. Word around town is that you have massive intellect. How true is this statement in an intellectual manner?
“Well im flattered and technically speaking intellect cant be measured. Im not sure how true that is but i often hear IQ isnt a real, reliable measurement. (Probably niggas who hate on chris langden said that but who knows..) But if talking to another intellectual, im confident in my abilities.”
3. Many sources have told me that you enjoy reading the dictionary at 10 o'clock at night, is this true? If so, how come? How does reading the dictionary add to your intellect?
“Haha well thats not entirely true, i used to read it often to widen my vocabulary for rapping skills, but actually lately not that often. Im usually preoccupied with drawing, working, reading manga, and trying to improve in chess these days.”
4. Is it true that you pulled up to the party with Tadoe on Forgi’s?
“Haha unfortunetly that is not true..”
5. Okay, now the serious part of the interview. What does this whole intellect thing mean to you and why do you do it?
“Well over years of studying many different ways of life,(martial arts, sports, art, etc) iv come to the conclusion that knowledge is the most important thing you can have in life and translates to success in everything. So these days i spend every minute in an attempt to learn everything possible before i die.”
6. What do you plan to do after high school? Do you plan to do start a whole “God Emperor Intellectual” movement in which only people who wear Jordans and read dictionaries can join?
“Hahaha no, i was considering attempting to get rich off of rap, but i dont have a recording studio so it would be too much of a hastle. So i decided il just work a normal job and eventually try to become an american comic book or manga artist since i see my drawing skills are good enough. Drawing for video game designs or entering a chess tournament one day hopefully wouldnt be bad either..”
7. Are you going to college? Or are you done with school after this?
“As of right now i have no desire to attend college. From what iv seen everyone who goes just come out broke, and havent really learned anything. Besides people dont realize you can learn literally everything from books combined with the internet these days on your own time haha.”
8. I’m 1000% sure you’re the first Jordan wearing black person to watch anime faithfully. Does this make you feel more advanced than other black people? Intellectually of course.
“Actually..somewhat yes! Watching anime allows you to be somewhat in touch, and have an idea of what other places in the world is like. Unfortunetly i feel that japans people are smarter as a whole though..”
9. If you could choose to be in any anime, which would it be?
“Dragonball z of course! I could just blow up the planet and fly to a new one if i got mad! Haha”
10. If you were Light from Death Note, what would you have done differently?
“If i was light i would definetly have killed matsuda earlier. Stupid people are dangerous in my opinion. And i never would have left so much of the plan in mikamis hands. In a life or death situation like that its crucial to be in control yourself.. Also in the manga version light died like a bitch. I would never die like that..”
11. I’m pretty sure you’ve read all the different versions of the dictionary, Merriam, Webster’s, etc… Is there any interests to move onto thesauruses and Encyclopedias? Or would that just make your intellect to powerful?
“Well with all this talk of the dictionary i just might!”
12. Any last words for the people God Emperor White?
“Hope i didnt spell anything wrong that new age technology shit fucks you up. And who knows i might get motivated n make a mixtape. But eh..”
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So there you have it, a peek into the mind of someone with intellect. I think we can all agree that after reading that, we aspire to someday have at least half of the intellect that he has acquired in his lifetime. Well, I should wrap this up. It's getting close to 10 o'clock and there's a dictionary calling my name.
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