Now we all can relate to this list in some way. Every rapper could fit this criteria considering this topic is so broad. It's kinda like when you want to order pizza but you don't know what toppings to apply & you're all flustered & confused so you ask someone else to help you & they're all like you need to go on a die-anyways...moving on.
5. The Rapper's Dick/Vagina
So many rappers could be put on the spotlight for this one. The shit is really weird to be honest, & we could also rope in the "detailed sex story" verses because these also apply & usually involve a dick, vagina, or a dozen, depending on the rapper's aptitude. I don't want to hear about how your dick goes up when you see a bad bitch like a dog waiting 16 hours to take a piss. That shit is not clever or even funny yo. That takes me back to the 6th grade when kids around me would only talk about their dick & publicly talk about masturbation stories. Am I the only person that experienced this?
4. The Rapper's Jewelry
This trend started with that dude who came out with that "Chain Hang Low" song. Couldn't tell you who the fuck he was, & neither could anyone else besides that guy's immediate family. He was like the Kirko Bangz of 2004. Anyways, there isn't much detail you can put into your 18 inch chain that hasn't already been done by LL Cool J & Run DMC. Trust me on that one. & Paul Wall, don't think I haven't forgot about you, you half albino disco ball mouthed fuck . (Notable References: Nelly & the whole grillz song)
3. Food
If I'm not mistaken, the Fat Boys did this shit first. When you going in detail on what condiments you apply to your fresh Nathan's frankfurter b......talking like a cliched restaurant menu at Olive Garden b.....reviewing your thanksgiving break in song form b.....getting paid by Hardee's to write a verse b.....you get my point.
2. Simp Music (with company)
I don't care what anyone says, songs about relationships are the most uncomfortable shit to listen to with your homies. I don't care what you listen to by yourself, don't be singing heartfelt ballads along to the weeknd while I'm in the car with you g. That's just really uncomfortable and makes me want to jump out of your vehicle while you're in a car chase, running from the police at 90 mph & land in a prostitute's pussy on the way down. Rather be dead than deaf.
1. Murder/Rape/Crime Lyrics
Now this shit more rare than holographic Pokemon cards b. ever since odd future got famous & stopped using this shit for shock value, Tyler, The Creator stans all over the world that also double as aspiring rappers stopped doing this shit. Now, every one of them is trying to do the MF DOOM type style that Earl Sweatshirt takes influence from without actually knowing it's DOOM's influence. Smh. Anyways, dudes that be talking about dissecting frog legs outside of science class & fucking processed chicken meat are played out as shit. I mean, the only dudes that could really do it well were Gravediggaz, Big L, Earl, & maybe a little bit of Eminem. Lets leave that shit to ICP, and their fan base that enjoys sharing the same attire as Korn fans & applying paint to their face with a makeup kit they found out of a Kellogg cereal box. -TS
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