Chingy was famous back in the day for rocking crispy long tees and just being amazing, but to be honest it kind of seem like he was made to go out of style. The whole world laughed at him when he put out an album that sold 683 copies. Well I take that back, nobody knew that his album sold 683 copies or that he even had an album at all, so this was an invisible blemish on Chingy's otherwise perfect record. A couple more flops and a transvestite or two later, he drops the absolute gem which is 'Jackpot Back.' Even though he bought out Datpiff with banners and pages and shit, advertised for months, he didn't get a trophy on Datpiff yet. This gem has been around for 2 years and hasn't even gotten 25 k downloads yet, it's really sad. Chingy really let loose on this amazing mixtape, he even released one of the best songs of that year titled 'Do It With Yo Face' the message of the song is beautiful. Chingy even has a song about Swag on the mixtape to show that he isn't to old to keep up with the latest trends. But ignoring all of that, he had the best song of his career on this mixtape. Everyone knows that Chingy is to deep in Da Pimp Game, that's why he's been slacking in the rap game lately. But on this song he brings the two worlds together for the most perfect song ever made. He uses a Temptations sample, and assumes the persona 'Jackpot Da Pimp.' The song is so amazing because he does so much in it, first he gives an acceptance speech for a pimp award, then he fills his pimp cup with pimp juice, threatens to smack a girl, spits some of the dopest bars since Illmatic, smacks a ho, and recalls the time he met Magic Don Juan. The name of this perfect song is titled 'Love No Hoes.' If you listen to this song I swear that you will fall in love with Chingy all over again and you will most likely start pimping hos and drinking pimp juice because Chingy is just that strong of an influence. I often find that when I'm in doubt I ask myself "What would Chingy do?" and I always find myself doing the right thing. Well, occassionally when I ask myself that question I find myself releasing an album that sells 683 copies, but that has no relevance here. All I'm saying is that, realistically Chingy is one of the best rappers to ever live and people need to stop disrespecting him. He is a deity and he will go down in history as the best rapper of our generation. I'll post the link below to the best song ever made below and I really hope you enjoy it. - L$G
Proof Chingy's album sold 683 copies:
http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/2010/09/chingys-album-sold-683-copies-went-credit-score.html
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